whore.

i had to work at the downtown starbucks today. thanks to all the glorious labor cuts starbucks has made, i have to whore myself out to other stores 7 days a week to actually get anything near 40 hours. my store is really slow, so i was a little freaked out that for 3 hours straight there was a seemingly endless line out the door. i also hate working in other stores because you have to tell your whole life story each time someone new comes on the floor. instead of the bullshit "barista creed" card we have to carry around in our pockets, we should have little mini bios of ourselves, just to save my breath. did i mention this entire starbucks (office and all) was only the size of walk in closet. how do these people function?
after my shift, i took the bus for the first time since moving here. it was also the wrong bus and i was too busy listening to TAL to notice that i was not anywhere near anything that looked familiar. thusly, i walked a mile in the freezing rain with wet boots on until i got home. but now i'm here, there are kitties and blankets and frozen pizzas. i win.

what with today, today?

my cat won't stop farting.Blogger: drinking out of cups, being a bitch. - Edit Post "what with today, today?"
my fingers keep cracking and bleeding.
i started smoking again.
i'm in the process of quitting smoking again.
i am hungry.
i am sleepy.
i need to haul my 3 bags of laundry to laundromat.
my left eye keeps twitching.
(i am probably getting the turrets.)


i am gonna go thirft store shopping.
eat it.

and there's this:
http://www.superpoop.com/sp-archives/sparchive-nov08.php

Fuck you, Sallie Mae.

Dear Albert Lord,
I hate you. I mean, I really hate you. I hope that something really awful happens to your balls.

These were amazing. I took a can of pumpkin, some pumpkin pie spice, and brown sugar...mixed it together....put some in some wonton wrappers....made a glaze out of maple syrup, brown sugar and bourbon...brushed it on...popped it in the oven...and hell yeah.













My little Gertrude.















Halloween was pretty uneventful. Pittsburgh just doesn't know how to party.
Last minute costume was ok:



we went as Jan and Wayne Skylar from the Tim and Eric show (http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39217ab41660117ad6d54aa0143)

the sad part is that Doug shaved off his magnificent beard for this.

john mccain is paying for that sandwich with a check.

http://www.johnmccainisyourjalopy.com/
refresh often.

can't handle any more of the debate. why won't palin answer one goddamn question?