what with today, today?

my cat won't stop farting.Blogger: drinking out of cups, being a bitch. - Edit Post "what with today, today?"
my fingers keep cracking and bleeding.
i started smoking again.
i'm in the process of quitting smoking again.
i am hungry.
i am sleepy.
i need to haul my 3 bags of laundry to laundromat.
my left eye keeps twitching.
(i am probably getting the turrets.)


i am gonna go thirft store shopping.
eat it.

and there's this:
http://www.superpoop.com/sp-archives/sparchive-nov08.php

Fuck you, Sallie Mae.

Dear Albert Lord,
I hate you. I mean, I really hate you. I hope that something really awful happens to your balls.